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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, you might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you
have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 hours! That’s terrible!! What could be worse?!
What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the
jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he's wearing.
Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to
buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts
screaming and shouting at him.
He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman
apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the
cigarette machine is out of order"!
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A man
speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this
her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No,
you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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A brunette
is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde
on the other side.
She yells
over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the
other side?"
After a
quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the
other side!"
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